and a side of fries

you know what, all of these fries were super good, too. they were hot and delicious and they tasted like fries.

five salties!

these fries are french fries! so they’re so good!

out of 5 salties, they get 5 salties.

side note: somehow the diet coke you get with ‘em leaves the kind of chemical aftertaste in your mouth that makes you feel like aspartame is hollowing out the marrow of your bones much like drano in a clogged sink and yet, it’s the most consistent tasting diet coke out there. also, mickey deez tweeps are the least likely to fuck up and give you a (punch-your-steering-wheel-and-throw-it-at-another-car) real coke.